shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
Best tweet ever.
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.
#and then date the girl